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A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems shorter than a minute. But tell that same man to sit on a hot stove for a minute, it is longer than any hour. That's relativity.
--Albert Einstein
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
--George Bernard Shaw
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Contributed By: Julian

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
--Oscar Wilde
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Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
--George Bernard Shaw
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Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
--Mae West
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